Private Dick family Man He's crude. He's rude. He's lewd. Yes, he's the total dick: DUCKMAN (Jason Alexander) the slovenly, smart-mouthed, private eye ladies don't like and men don't want to be like. Together with Cornfed, his portly, porcine partner in crime solving, this defective detective amazingly manages to solve crimes and be a single parent to his hilariously dysfunctional sons at the same time. Now, every irreverent episode from all 4 outrageous seasons of this Emmy-nominated series is available in this Complete Series collection! You have been warned.