Dick Dickster is a drunk with a big ego, a bad attitude, he's broke and unemployable. Oh, did we mention his wife is divorcing him and he owes the mob fifty grand? When Dick discovers a hitman has been sent to collect, Dick goes on a wild journey to dig his life out of this hole... First he decides to make a porn film, but instead finds himself in the middle of a Cult of Doom death trap. Will he survive?