They're the least likely words you'll find below old yearbook photos of ice cream deliveryman Arlo (Gooding) and convenience-store clerk Tim (Rlrich). But now this loose-fitting duo must succeed at any cost. A dying scientist (Paymer) has plopped into their hands a bioweapon canister code-named Elvis and told them to speed it to a military base. Buckle up, fellas. The same assassins who dealt the scientist his deathblow will do anything to caim Elvis, And if the canister heats up to its 50-degree activation point, Elvis will claim everyome within hundreds of miles.